Monthly Archives: March 2014

Obama on Between Two Ferns w/ Zach Galifinakis

I’m about a day late with this one. Chances are you’ve already seen President Obama’s hilarious episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis.

But watch it again and take a moment to admire Barack Obama as an actor. Surely all his lines – the insults at least – were scripted, but you wouldn’t know it watching his performance. If you’d never seen Between Two Ferns before you might actually think his annoyed attitude is real (when in fact that’s the premise of pretty much every episode). Say what you will, but the man is definitely comfortable in front of a camera.

There are no authentic embedable versions, so it’s worth it to head over to Funny or Die to watch the video. But if your clicker-finger is really that lazy, here’s a crappy stretched-out YouTube copy that will probably be removed in a few hours…

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Review – True Detective, Season 1 (HBO)

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If you haven’t seen True Detective yet, you owe it to yourself to address that. Don’t have HBO? Whatever. Find a friend with an HBOGO account. Find a torrent. Sign up for one of those cable promos they’re always offering and then cancel it when you’re done. I don’t care; just do what you have to.

I’m serious, I’ll wait…

OK, if you STILL haven’t watched it, I’ll keep this spoiler-free. But just know that there’s nothing I can say that will convince you more than just watching the first episode. This show gets its hooks in you quick and never lets go.

Rust Cohle and Martin Hart are cops on a 17-year quest to catch a serial killer in southern Louisiana. That’s about all you need to know about the plot going in. I don’t want to spoil the wonderful way it spools out through the 8 episodes. It’s Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson’s instantly iconic characters that draw you in.

Rust is the ultimate eccentric skeptic genius. There are shades of Spock, Locke*, and Sherlock**, but that doesn’t even begin to describe him. Ultimately he’s all McConaughey – another knockout performance in his recent “McConnaissance” win streak. This may have even influenced his recent Oscar win; several episodes aired during the voting period. Even if it didn’t, the last scene of the final episode proves how much he deserves that trophy. Harrelson, meanwhile, has been having his own “Harrelssance” of sorts. (Check out most of his work since 2009’s The Messenger.) In less deft hands, Hart could be a thankless role: the straight man to counter all the crazy. But Woody reveals a man in many ways as damaged and destructive as Rust.

As the title suggests, classic tropes of true crime and murder mystery figure heavily into the narrative. But the genre is a structure. It sets the stage for a masterful script that will surely inspire not just filmmakers and storytellers, but modern day philosophers for a long time to come. As fantastic as the actors are (and all the actors are fantastic, not just the leads), they have the benefit of expertly constructed characters to start with. The dialogue, though often hard to understand (watch with subtitles if you can), is stunningly crafted and infinitely quotable.

The technical crafts are top form as well. The cinematography is gorgeous. The soundtrack by T Bone Burnett is haunting. And from Cohle’s sparse apartment (complete with an eyeball-sized mirror) and surprisingly arranged storage unit, to the house of a demented hoarder and an overgrown labyrinthine fortress (of sorts), the set design is truly inspired.

But the real genius is that, while it transcends its genre trappings, this show never becomes so arty that it loses sight of what makes that genre so enjoyable. As dark as it gets – and make no mistake, it gets pitch black at times – it never loses that feels of excitement and anticipation and, dare I say it, yes even fun.

As I write this review it occurs to me that most of it could be used to describe another groundbreaking TV show about a murder mystery from almost 25 years ago. Actually they don’t feel all that similar. True Detective eschews the soapy melodrama that Twin Peaks revels in, and ultimately I think the newer show is a bit more accessible. But lined up side by side, there are surprising similarities.

Then again, maybe it’s simpler than that. As Rust Cohle explains, “It’s just one story, the oldest, light versus dark.”

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*Lost (ABC)
*Sherlock (BBC)

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Review – The Monuments Men

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The Monuments Men is a perfectly good movie. It’s entertaining, fast-paced, well-acted, and smartly-constructed. It may not have much deeper meaning than what it strives for, but it accomplishes its mission with aplomb. It tells the true story of a small group of artists from various fields, all a little past their prime, recruited into the army in the waning days of WW2 to rescue priceless antiquities from being stolen or destroyed by Hitler’s forces.

The mood is kept generally light, it’s nice to see a war-comedy that strikes a good balance between the gravity of the setting and outright silliness. It’s neither Hogan’s Heroes, nor Saving Private Ryan, nor Life Is Beautiful. The large all-star cast in humorous action or planning scenes evokes a sort of Ocean’s 11-in-fatigues feel. Writer-director-star George Clooney and his co-writer Grant Heslov’s script has a clever device for handling what could be an unwieldy group. The characters are paired off for most of the movie – Bill Murray & Bob Balaban, John Goodman &  Jean Dujardin, Matt Damon & Cate Blanchette – with the structure that works like a collection of funny vignettes moving back and forth between each pair.

The film was originally scheduled to be released last December, where it’s pedigree alone had already drummed up a considerable amount of awards-season talk. The producers, preferring the film to be cast in a more populist light, made the enlightened decision to push it back to February, thus avoiding any perceived “Oscar-snobbery.”

This was a great decision. It doubtless could have done quite well with awards. It’s a very finely crafted piece of filmmaking, with lots of talent both on and off screen. In fact, it likely could have made a major play for the top prize, maybe even won. Was it as good as those that did? Not even close. But it’s precisely the kind of well-made feel-good movie that no one can really dislike that so often wins awards. (Make no mistake: this year’s close race between two cutting-edge modern classics was a fluke.)

So pulling it out of the race and marketing it to the public instead of the campaigners was a great decision. The race was left to many superior players, and perhaps even more importantly, the usual February doldrums in the theaters – a time of year now famous for releasing the very worst movies – got a break with a decent piece of entertainment that’s worth the cost of admission.

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GrabBag – The Twitter Conference Call

The Oscars are over. They’ve been analyzed, re-analyzed, interpreted, and meme-ified. It’s time for a final wave goodbye in our rearview mirror. Today’s GrabBag has just a few last Oscar-related videos, and then moves on. What will we do with our time now?

  • The Impression Guys’ Academy Awards Special. Damn these guys are good!
  • Here’s a montage of every Academy Award Best Picture winner since Wings.
  • Apparently Captain Phillips’ Barkhad Abdi is broke. Here’s hoping his Oscar nomination (and BAFTA win) means more amazing roles to change that.
  • And of course, it seems I can’t have a GrabBag lately without another version of “Let It Go.” This time Idina Menzel joins Jimmy Fallon and The Roots on kids’ classroom instruments for a seriously awesome rendition.

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  • Nicole Kidman plays actress-turned-Princess Grace Kelly in the new trailer for Grace of Monaco.
  • I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not very active on Twitter. I just haven’t found a lot of uses for it, personally, aside from sharing my blog posts. But it does have its purposes…

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  • Finally… It’s not at all “screen” related, but my beautiful fiancé defends her PhD dissertation this afternoon, and by tonight it’ll be official. Everybody wish her luck!!!

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That’s it for today. Remember to join us every Friday for more GrabBag goodness!

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Who is True Detective’s “Yellow King?”

The 8th and final episode of True Detective airs this Sunday on HBO. I’ll save my review until it’s over, except to say this: If you haven’t seen it yet, stop what you’re doing right now and go watch it.

If you’re caught up with the show so far, you’ll find this Yellow King Theory quite… insightful. I won’t give away the video, but I can tell you it does NOT reveal any potential spoilers for the show.

Also…

If you have been struggling to understand the show’s dialogue (I use subtitles when I can), Community‘s Joel McHale and Jim Rash (Jeff and the Dean) are here to help. Ok, not really.

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Review – The LEGO Movie

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A movie based on a line of toys has to be the most thinly veiled marketing ploy, right? Its very existence screams “sell more toys.” When money is the focus, quality storytelling often takes a backseat. Just look at G.I.Joe or Battleship or the Transformers movies. The latter franchise has been enormously lucrative, and to that end The LEGO Movie sounds like the biggest golden goose ever. Its huge cast of little plastic figurines includes both DC and Marvel superheros, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and even basketball stars. The marketing possibilities are endless.

But what if… and bear with me here… just what if… you mixed alllll that stuff with solid, skilled storytelling, a positive message for kids, genuine emotions, and real heart? How would all that turn out? I’ll tell you in the words of the film’s catchy opening number: “Everything is awesome!”

There is so much right with this movie that could so easily have been oh so wrong. That song is a perfect example, so let’s start there. The track by the talented Tegan and Sara (with help from The Lonely Island) is instantly catchy. It’s also the most generic pop song you could imagine, but it turns out that’s the whole point. It was written that way on purpose, and a later plot point turns on that very fact.

The comedy seems to be built around the kind of quick throw away jokes and pop-culture references that have become so popular in recent years. But like the trick with the song, very little is actually thrown away. Everything comes back, grows, becomes important, either to the plot or to the emotional depth of the narrative. Nothing is wasted.

Green Lantern (Jonah Hill) is on screen for at most a total of 60 seconds – barely even a cameo – yet his relationship with the equally minor Superman feels more genuine than anything on display in those other movies I mentioned in my first paragraph. BadCop (Liam Neeson) feels very gimmicky in the beginning of the movie, and is nearly heartbreaking by the end. And Benny (Charlie Day) – otherwise known as “80’s-Something Space Guy” – was my instant favorite, since I grew up with those sets. But as the movie continued, it was his determined excitement in the face of all the newer and cooler LEGOs that I found most touching.

There’s an unexpected turn in the 3rd act (I won’t give too much away, but if you’ve seen it you know what I’m talking about) that could easily have been poorly executed and thrown the whole thing into a tailspin. But like everything else, the filmmakers more than pull it off. And at the risk of revealing a magician’s secrets, I’m going to tell you how they do it:

The heart of this movie is the idea of creativity. It’s a powerful theme, and it’s infused throughout every single frame of the film. Every detail works toward a single message, a soul of boundless, limitless invention that cries out to young and old alike: “Never stop creating.”

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Annie (2014) Trailer

I want to have high hopes for this movie, and Quvenzhané Wallis’ sophomore outing. Sadly this trailer does little to encourage those hopes.

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Memedown – The Oscars (2014)

The Memedown is a compilation of viral content on a particular subject or event, saved and posted here for… uhh, posterity (or something). It is by no means exhaustive. I guarantee I’ll only ever find a fraction of what’s out there. Think of it as a recap, of sorts, as filtered by the internet.

Welcome to the first edition of what I expect to be a reoccurring, if not exactly regular, series. When something grabs our collective attention, the internet spits out memes and other viral jokes, games, articles, etc. like a factory. These memes are largely forgotten within weeks, if not days, but that’s where The Screen Life comes in.

Today’s Memedown… The Oscars (2014)!

What better place to begin than the original Twitter-breaking selfie…

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…which, of course, was bound to get reinterpreted…

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John Travolta’s bizarre mangling of Idina Menzel’s name…

…has been a source of endless confusion…

The hilariously weird moment has inspired everything from a new YouTube pronunciation guide…

…to a Travolta name generator [click here to Travoltify your own name], to a tweet from “Adele Dazeem” herself…

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Elsewhere, the internet had some fun with Dallas Buyers Club‘s Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto…

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And someone noticed Leto’s striking resemblance to another celebrity, of sorts…

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There’s a whole series of memes taken from Benedict Cumberbatch’s photobomb of U2.

Don’t forget about Good Guy Harvey Weinstein…

Honestly this Branjelina bit is pretty awful, and not least because the joke’s premise is a decade old at this point.

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Finally, it seems the biggest source of consternation for the denizens of Internetland is the still-empty-handed Leonardo DiCaprio. (There’s a very real possibility that some of these have been recycled from years past.)

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And it’s not just Oscars. There’s a whole series of “Bad Luck Leo” memes…

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Note: Sources linked where available. Several of these were discovered via Google Image Search. Original sources were not always readily apparent.

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New Godzilla Trailer

Ferris Bueller was no match for Godzilla back in ’98. Now 16 years later, maybe Walter White will have better luck…

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